AGENDA OF NOTHING
A meeting that never happens, but we'll pretend it does.
MINUTES OF NO MOTION:
- Item 1: Discussion of the non-existent topic of "The meaning of life" was tabled.
- Item 2: The committee member who ate all the donuts was not present.
Action Items:
- None, because we didn't actually meet.
Decisions:
- We decided to not decide anything.
Adjourned: Because we all went home to play video games.