Item 2a: "The Great Cheese Debate: Cheddar vs. Gouda"
Presenter: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Time: 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM, Wednesday, April 1st
Location: The Grand Ballroom, Bottomsworth Manor
Item 2b: "The Ethics of Cheese Consumption"
Item 3: "The Feline Overlord of the Free World"
Item 4: "The Inconvenience of Conventional Wisdom"