"The solution, my dear Watson, is to simply not own any socks."
Next speaker: Dr. Emily Socks, renowned expert on Sock Dynamics
Previous speaker: Panel 1 - "The Futility of Folding Fjords"
"I've spent years studying the vortex of missing socks, and I'm here to tell you that it's not just about the dryer, it's about the fabric of space-time itself."
Ask Dr. Socks about her groundbreaking research: The Sock-Vortex Paradox: A Study of Disappearance and Reappearance