Committee of Conundrums: Fiasco 1 - Agenda

Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

A delegation from the Ministry of Bureaucratic Affairs will brief the committee on the disappearance of 17 donuts from the break room.

Minutes

Agenda Item 2: The Enigmatic Enquiry about the Committee's Quo Vadis

The committee will engage in an existential discussion about its own purpose and the meaning of life, or lack thereof.

Minutes

Agenda Item 3: The Inexplicable Injunction against Bureaucratic Inertia

A special guest lecturer from the University of Red Tape will explain the intricacies of bureaucratic obstruction and its effects on productivity.

Resolution

Chairman's Note: This meeting may or may not be recorded. The minutes may or may not be kept. The donuts may or may not be found.

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