Welcome, esteemed members of the committee, and esteemed non-members who are here to observe. Today, we will be discussing the very fabric of the thermostphere. Is it a sentient being? Can it be trusted? Or is it just a big ball of hot air?
Our esteemed panelist, Dr. Bubblegum, will be leading us through the discussion and attempting to answer these questions.
Dr. Bubblegum, take the floor, please.