Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Sock Migration Theorist
Dr. Bottomsworth presents his groundbreaking research on the transoceanic migration patterns of missing socks.
Key Takeaways:
- Socks are more likely to disappear in the dryer than in the washing machine.
- The average sock migration rate is 2.5 per load.
- Our research suggests that the missing sock phenomenon is not just a myth, but a fact.