The Agenda of Probably Not Suspects

As a special task force of highly trained, moderately competent individuals, the Committee of Conundrums has assembled a comprehensive plan to tackle the toughest challenges of our time.

Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

• Uncover the truth about missing socks
• Deploy undercover agents to investigate further
• Develop a comprehensive Sock Protocol to prevent future disappearances

Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

• Conduct a thorough investigation into the Great Donut Heist
• Use advanced surveillance techniques to track down the Donut Kingpin
• Develop a Donut-based economic stimulus package to revitalize the local pastry industry

View the minutes of our previous meetings, if you dare.