Appendix 1: The Sock Puppet Directory

Because sometimes our members get a little carried away with their feelings, we've compiled a list of known sock puppets used to represent committee members during particularly contentious meetings.

• Socky McStache: The Original Sock Puppet
• Blerg Blerg: The Sock Puppet of Discontent
• Puppeteer Pete: The Sock Puppet of Uncertainty
• Socky McSpew: The Sock Puppet of Frustration

Remember, these sock puppets are for emergency use only, and are subject to change without notice. Or are they?