Committee of Conundrums

Agenda: Ancient Problems with No Answers

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we tackle the really tough stuff. Like, really tough. Like, "how do we get the toilet paper roll to stay on the holder" tough. Or, "why does the stapler always seem to jam when you need it most" tough. Or, "what's the point of having a 'do not disturb' sign on a door when the person on the other side is clearly not listening" tough.

Today's agenda:

Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Socks
Item 2: The Enigma of the Perpetually Jammed Stapler
Item 3: The Enigma of the Uncooperative Coffee Machine

Solved Problems Subpage

Action Plan for the Futility of Our Existence

This is the main page of the Committee of Conundrums, where the members discuss and try to solve the most pressing issues of the modern world. The agenda for today's meeting includes the Mystery of the Missing Socks, the Enigma of the Perpetually Jammed Stapler, and the Enigma of the Uncooperative Coffee Machine. The links to the Solved Problems Subpage and the Action Plan for the Futility of Our Existence are provided for your convenience.