Decisions Abandoned: Burnt Crisps and Burnt Cookies

Because sometimes, even we can't get it right. Our latest meeting was a disaster. Burnt crisps, burnt cookies, and a general sense of unease hung in the air like a bad omen.

We tried, we really did. But in the end, our attempts at culinary mastery were thwarted by the very forces of fate that govern the universe.

As a result, the following decisions were abandoned:

• Decision 1: To use the new toaster oven to make the crisps
• Decision 2: To trust the intern with the cookie recipe
• Decision 3: To ignore the warning signs that the milk was off

These decisions were abandoned in favor of:

• Decision 1 (revised): To stick with the old toaster that doesn't work
• Decision 2 (revised): To trust the Google results for the cookie recipe
• Decision 3 (revised): To drink the milk anyway

And so, another day, another abandoned decision, another batch of subpar snacks.

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