Committee of Conundrums: Agenda 12: Decision Abandoned
Decision 12: Abandoned in favor of Netflix binge-watching a 12-hour marathon of cat videos
Member 1: "I was going to suggest we table this discussion until after I finish my lunch break, but then I saw the cat videos."
Member 2: "I'm not sure what I'm voting against, but I think I'm going to need a raise to keep up with the cat videos."
Member 3: "I was going to propose a resolution, but I got stuck in an infinite loop of 'Who let the dogs in the house?' and forgot what I was doing here."
Related Decisions
- Decision 11: Abandoned in favor of a 5-hour meeting about the importance of meetings
- Decision 13: Abandoned in favor of a 3-day retreat to a tropical island to "refocus"
Next Meeting
The next meeting of the Committee of Conundrums will be in 3 hours, at which point we will likely abandon another important decision.
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