The Committee of Conundrums: Solved Problems

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Here are all the problems we're not solving, because we're done with that now.

Go to unsolved problems

• We solved the mystery of the missing socks!
• We figured out how to get cats to stop knocking over the vase.
• We mastered the art of eating an entire pizza by ourselves.
• We tamed the beast that was our messy closet, and it was a real beast!
• We discovered the hidden world of dust bunnies under the couch, but then promptly got bored and went back to bed.
• We solved for world hunger, but it turns out it's still a thing. Go figure.
• And, of course, we conquered the ancient art of procrastination. (Just kidding, we still haven't done that one.)