Chairman: Balthazar McSnailface
We are a committee dedicated to exploring the aerodynamics of snails. Because, let's face it, who needs actual research grants when you can just make stuff up?
Our current research focuses on the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail, which we've determined is approximately 5.37 km/h (3.34 mph) when factoring in the snail's ability to somehow still manage to get to the bottom of the hill.
Other projects include:
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