In a shocking twist, Dr. Fracasaurus's latest study revealed that Schrödinger's Cat is, in fact, a sentient being from the planet Zorgon, sent to Earth as a probe to study human psychology through the art of catnip-fueled existential crises.
When confronted with the truth, the cat's owner, a renowned physicist, was forced to confront the harsh reality that his cat's existence was a mere simulation, leaving him questioning the very fabric of reality.
Learn More About Paradoxical IroniesDr. Fracasaurus's groundbreaking theory, the Fracasaurus Effect, states that the truth is relative, but lies are absolute, with only the most skilled practitioners able to discern between the two.
Discover Alternative FactsIn this definitive guide, Dr. Fracasaurus outlines the essential strategies for navigating the ever-changing landscape of truth and lies.
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