The square root of nothing is just a bunch of nothing.— Emma Arcite, Committee Member
I once solved a cubic equation, it was a real grind.— Emma Arcite, Committee Member
Why did I bring a ladder to the party? Because I heard the beer was on the house.— Emma Arcite, Committee Member (at her own math party)
More quotes from Emma Arcite can be found on the Algebra Committee Papers.
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