By decree of the Council of Unconventional Mathmatics, we have developed the most absurd, most bewildering, most utterly useless method for solving algebra problems. Behold, the Fracas Method!
Step 1: Ignore all conventional algebraic rules and formulas.
Step 2: Stare intensely at the equation for 30 minutes, preferably with eyes closed.
Step 3: Tap your feet 13 times while whispering "I'm a math wizard" under your breath.
Step 4: Write your answer on a cocktail napkin with a flair pen, preferably while balancing on one leg.
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