Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Secretary, and 5 esteemed members.
Meeting Purpose: To decide on the fate of the new, untested derivative, ∫(x^2+1)dx
The Chairperson opened the meeting by stating the objective of the discussion: "We must determine whether to include the new derivative in the upcoming calculus textbook." The members were divided on the issue, with some arguing it was a necessary evil, while others saw it as an unnecessary complication.
The committee voted on the matter, with 3 members voting in favor, 2 against, and 1 abstaining. The Chairperson declared the new derivative acceptable for inclusion in the textbook, citing its "potential to confuse students."
Notable dissenting opinion: "We must consider the poor soul who will have to teach this stuff."
Recommendations:
Next Meeting: Scheduled for next Tuesday, same time, same place. Come prepared for more thrilling discussions!
View Meeting Minutes from 2022-01-15