The Derivative Derangements Committee - 2021-03-01

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of Unnecessary Calculus Applications
• Item 2: Debate on the Merit of Derivatives in Everyday Life
• Item 3: Unanimous Vote on the Best Type of Coffee to Fuel Derivatives-Related Work

Subcommittee on Derivatives of Derivatives (DDDD):

• DDDD-1: Derivatives of Sine and Cosine Functions
• DDDD-2: The Derivative of e^x (a Mystery for the Ages)
• DDDD-3: A Brief History of Derivative-Related Catastrophes

Subcommittee on Real-World Applications (SRA):

• SRA-1: How Derivatives Can Help You Become a Better Baker
• SRA-2: The Art of Using Derivatives to Predict Coffee Shop Line Lengths
• SRA-3: Derivatives in the Service Industry (e.g., Uber, Airbnb)