Derivative Derangements Subcommittee - 2024-06-01 Minutes

Chairperson: Jane D. Matherson, Ph.D.

Present: Bob Logarithm, Mary Derivative, Tom Calculus, Jane D. Matherson

Meeting Objectives:

Discuss the implications of the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra on modern society
Vote on whether to adopt the "Logarithmic Method" as official committee procedure

Discussion:

Bob Logarithm: "I think we should adopt the Logarithmic Method. It's more efficient and less prone to errors."

Mary Derivative: "But what about the consequences for the environment? All that paper usage is terrible."

Tom Calculus: "I'm with Mary. And what about the impact on our social lives? All this calculation is giving me a headache."

Jane D. Matherson: "Enough! We must consider the greater good. We will vote on it next meeting."

Voting:

Next Meeting: 2024-06-15, same time, same place.