Because reality is just so... so... underwhelming, we've decided to create an eternal simulation of the Committee of Conundrums. It's like a never-ending loop of bureaucratic meetings, but with more existential dread.
Subcommittee: Quantum Fluctuation Theories
SubcommitteechartInstance: Paradoxical Simulation Theories
Committee Members in Solitary Confinement
Quantum Simulation Schedule (Subject to change at any moment)