Quantum Fluctuations | Committee of Conundrums

Theories

Here, we'll explore some of the most outlandish theories about the fabric of the multiverse. Each theory is more ridiculous than the last, but hey, that's just how the multiverse works.

The Great Cheese Conspiracy

In this reality, the fundamental forces of the universe are not actually forces at all, but rather the collective desire for grilled cheese sandwiches. It's a complex system of entangled cheese particles, where the presence of one slice of cheese in a reality creates a ripple effect, warping the fabric of space and time.

Time Traveler's Guide to Procrastination

In this reality, time travel is not just possible, but also a necessary evil. We've developed a comprehensive guide to procrastination, covering the best methods for putting off tasks until the last possible moment, while still somehow managing to arrive on time.

Theoretical Application of Infinite Improbability

In this reality, the laws of physics are not just laws, but suggestions. We've developed a system of thought experiments, where the impossible becomes possible, and the improbable becomes probable. Join us as we explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.