In a shocking twist, our team of expert time theorists have discovered that the key to resolving the time dilation conundrum lies not in wormholes or exotic matter, but in the humble taco.
By harnessing the power of time-traveling tacos, we can create localized pockets of temporal stability, allowing for safe and controlled time dilation experiments.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more information and to learn how you can contribute to the Time Dilation Taco Initiative (TDI).
Want to learn more about the science behind time-traveling tacos? Visit our Taco Nuclear Physics page for in-depth research and findings.
Want to join the TDI team and help us change the fabric of spacetime? Visit our Careers page for application instructions and benefits information.
For more information on time dilation and the universe, visit our Chronon Physics page, where our experts discuss the minutest details of temporal mechanics.
Or, if you'd rather learn about alternate universe theories, visit our Universe of the Mind page, where we delve into the mysteries of parallel realities.
While the Time Dilation Taco Initiative is a real organization (in our minds), the science behind time-traveling tacos is still purely theoretical. Any resemblance to actual science or events is purely coincidental and not meant to be taken seriously.