You have entered the depths of the Committee of Conundrums, where the air is thick with the stench of bureaucratic red tape. Ambrose, the fearless leader, has descended into the trenches to sort out the mess. His trusty sidekick, a bemused intern, looks on with a mixture of confusion and terror.

Read on for more about Ambrose's journey into the heart of darkness.

Ambrose's Journal: "I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to think the abyssal void is just a metaphor for the depths of our committee's paperwork."