In a shocking turn of events, our team of esteemed experts (and by 'esteemed' we mean 'slacker') have discovered that the bacon field in the cafeteria is, in fact, a parallel dimension. It's like a never-ending, delicious, savory portal to an alternate reality.
As you may know, the paradoxical properties of the bacon field have been the subject of much debate among the Committee of Conundrums. Some argue that it's a gateway to a world of infinite possibility, while others claim it's just a really good excuse to get out of work.
We're excited to announce that our team has successfully mapped the boundaries of this bacon-filled anomaly. It appears that the field stretches from the break room to the supply closet, with a faint scent of maple syrup and despair emanating from its core.
We'll be providing more updates as more information becomes available. In the meantime, we urge you all to exercise extreme caution when approaching the area. Don't go in alone, and for the love of all that is holy, don't go in hungry.
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And remember, folks, when in doubt, follow our bacon field paradox safety guidelines for the sake of your sanity, and your arteries.