Mission Statement:
The Committee of Conundrums is a prestigious organization dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to confuse the general public. Our members are experts in the field of Absurdity, and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is considered normal in the world.
Achievements:
- We have successfully convinced a significant portion of the population that pineapples are actually a type of dessert.
- We have created a 500-page manual on the art of doing nothing.
- We have developed a new species of cat that is 90% invisible and has a 10% chance of spontaneously combusting in a shower of confetti.
Goals for the Upcoming Year:
- To create a new holiday that is celebrated on the 13th of February, but only for people who wear plaid.
- To hold a conference on the subject of "The Art of Procrastination: A Symposium on Doing Nothing."
- To create a new form of entertainment that is 90% silence and 10% interpretive dance.