Annual Report of Absurdity, Committee of Conundrums
Executive Summary
Our annual report is a comprehensive analysis of the completely inexplicable, the utterly preposterous, and the downright absurd. This year's highlights include:
We found 427 new ways to tie our shoes with our noses.
We spent 37 hours arguing over the meaning of "nothing."
We achieved a 4-day-old Guinness World Record for the longest consecutive hours spent in pajamas.