Annual Report of Absurdity, Committee of Conundrums

Executive Summary

Our annual report is a comprehensive analysis of the completely inexplicable, the utterly preposterous, and the downright absurd. This year's highlights include:

We found 427 new ways to tie our shoes with our noses.
We spent 37 hours arguing over the meaning of "nothing."
We achieved a 4-day-old Guinness World Record for the longest consecutive hours spent in pajamas.

Subcommittees

Subcommittee of Ridiculous Ideas
Subcommittee of Utter Nonsense

Future Goals

We plan to:

Develop a new form of transportation that uses only hamsters for fuel.
Build a time machine using only a toaster and some spare change.
Hold the world record for most consecutive hours spent in a single elevator.