Annual Report of Absurdity - Subcommittee 1: Color Wheel of Despair

Presented by the Committee of Conundrums

Executive Summary: A Color Wheel of Despair

As we navigate the existential crises of our postmodern lives, our subcommittee has taken it upon itself to create a color wheel like no other.

Behold, the Paradoxical Palette!

• Red for the blood of our shattered dreams
• Orange for the anxiety that never sleeps
• Yellow for the optimism that's always been a lie
• Green for the envy that festers
• Blue for the melancholy that's always blue
• Purple for the desperation that's always near
• Pink for the existential dread that's always here

And so, we proudly present to you our Color Wheel of Despair, a masterpiece of modern angst.

May it guide you through the void of your own existence.

Stay absurd, stay vigilant, stay Paradoxical!