In our ongoing quest for absurdity, we have developed a novel method for quantifying the pinkness of neon. After months of research, countless experiments, and an unhealthy dose of caffeine, we are proud to present our groundbreaking findings.
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We have discovered that the pinkness of neon is directly correlated with its ability to induce feelings of joy, euphoria, and existential dread. Our research has also shown that the pinkness of neon is inversely proportional to its ability to cause eye strain and permanent damage to one's retina.
Our research suggests that a pinkness index of 90% or higher is required to induce a state of pure, unadulterated bliss. However, we must caution that any level of pinkness above 95% may lead to irreversible brain damage and spontaneous combustion.
We invite you to join us in our quest for more research and more pinkness!
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