Requirement 8: You Must Be Willing to Question Reality

As a Mismanager, you must demonstrate a willingness to challenge the status quo and confront the absurdities of our bureaucratic system. This may involve questioning the very fabric of reality itself.

For example:

• Ask your colleagues if the coffee machine is actually a portal to another dimension.
• Challenge the notion that the office supply budget is actually a form of psychological warfare.
• Demand to know the true purpose of the stapler, the paperclip, and the 3-hole punch.

By doing so, you will be rewarded with the respect and admiration of your peers, and possibly a few extra vacation days. But be warned: the line between sanity and madness is thin. Do not cross it.

To further prepare yourself for this role, we recommend:

Requirement 9: You Must Be Able to Function on 4 Hours of Sleep, Requirement 10: You Must Be Familiar with the Art of Extreme Ironing.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may wish to:

Requirement 7: You Must Be Willing to Eat the Bureaucratic Red Velvet Cake.