Expert Opinions on Egghead-Related Issues
Dr. Reginald P. Egghead, Ph.D. (Prolific Egghead Researcher) on Egghead Theory:
- According to my extensive research, the average egghead has a 4-to-1 ratio of head-to-egg.
- Eggheads are 3 times more likely to get their egghead on in a crowded elevator.
Dr. Eggberta P. Egghead, M.D. (Egghead Specialist) on Egghead Treatment:
- Eggheads require 2-3 times more therapy than the average non-egghead.
- Airing out an egghead's egghead-ential thoughts can be hazardous to one's health.