Committee of Conundrums, Now Known as the Committee of Eggheads

Where the Experts Come to Get Their Heads Examined

Expert Opinions on Egghead-Related Issues

Dr. Reginald P. Egghead, Ph.D. (Prolific Egghead Researcher) on Egghead Theory:

• According to my extensive research, the average egghead has a 4-to-1 ratio of head-to-egg.
• Eggheads are 3 times more likely to get their egghead on in a crowded elevator.

Dr. Eggberta P. Egghead, M.D. (Egghead Specialist) on Egghead Treatment:

• Eggheads require 2-3 times more therapy than the average non-egghead.
• Airing out an egghead's egghead-ential thoughts can be hazardous to one's health.

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Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are those of the individual eggheads, and do not represent the views of the Committee as a whole, unless they do.