Committee of Conundrums: Rules for the Utterly Baffled

Rule 1: All meetings shall be conducted with a minimum of 3 coffee breaks

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection A: "No decision shall be made without a 30-minute break to discuss the merits of existential dread."

Article 2, Section 5, Subsection B: "All members shall be required to wear a name tag at all times, including but not limited to, committee meetings, committee lunches, and committee karaoke nights."

Article 3, Section 7, Subsection D: "The Chairman shall be required to wear a fedora at all times, even if it's just a Tuesday."

Article 4, Section 9, Subsection F: "All decisions shall be made by consensus, unless consensus is not possible, in which case, the Chairman shall have the final say, but only after a 5-minute stare down."

For more information on these and other rules, see:

• A Brief History of the Committee
• Committee Rules and Regulations