Welcome, esteemed members, to the Committee of Conundrums. Today, we're tackling the age-old question:
In my expert opinion, leaving your phone on the table is a cardinal sin. It's a beacon of bad manners, a harbinger of the apocalypse. We must do better, dear friends.
I say, old chap, a spot of phone on the table is merely a minor faux pas. We've far greater concerns, like tablecloth stains and inconsiderate elbow-nudging.