Bertrand's Biography

Born on a Tuesday, died on a Tuesday. That's all I know.

Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums, Bertrand the Braintrust has spent his life solving problems that weren't really problems.

Under his leadership, the Committee has made many groundbreaking decisions, including but not limited to:

Declaring pineapple pizza to be a culinary abomination
Establishing the national past-time of extreme ironing
Creating the official language of the committee, which is a dialect of Ancient Sumerian

Personal Life

Bertrand is married to the lovely and esteemed, Mrs. Bertrand, who is an expert in the field of extreme knitting.

He has three kids, all of whom are experts in the field of Extreme Ironing, and are currently competing in the Extreme Ironing World Championships.

He enjoys collecting rare and obscure socks, and has a vast collection of novelty tie-dyes.