As the esteemed chair of the Committee of Conundrums, I, Bertrand the Brilliant, have taken it upon myself to chronicle the epic tale of my trusty sock puppets, each with their own unique brand of existential crisis.
Meet Bob the Baffled Sock Puppet, who struggles to find the meaning of life amidst a sea of missing socks.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, follow the misadventures of Steve the Solipsistic Sock Puppet, who's obsessed with his own navel.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Sock Puppet Salon to see the latest and greatest in sock puppet therapy.
Stay up-to-date on the latest committee deliberations with our Conundrums & Chronicles blog.
Or, if you're feeling particularly philosophical, ponder the meaning of life with our Paradox & Pilates page.
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