Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of absurdity is taken very seriously.
Our esteemed chair, Bertrand the Bureaucrat, has called a meeting to discuss the agenda of absurdity.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Red tape for the sake of red tape
- Item 2: Bureaucratic jargon for the masses
- Item 3: Pointless paperwork for everyone
- Item 4: Mandatory meetings for the sake of meetings
- Item 5: Inane meetings that last for hours