Attendees: Bertrand the Bureaucrat, 1 other ( anonymous )
Agenda:
Discussion:
1. The Great Stapler Conundrum: Bertrand declared the stapler was jammed, and after 20 minutes of debate, it was agreed that the stapler was, in fact, just jammed.
2. The Mystery of the Missing Donuts: 2 donuts were reported missing. Bertrand suggested they might have been eaten by the 1 other ( anonymous ) member. A thorough investigation was promised but not undertaken.
3. The Enigma of the Overpaid Interns: It was decided that the interns were, in fact, overpaid and that the company should consider hiring more interns at double their salary to "stimulate the economy" ( Bertrand's words ).
Chairman Bertrand declared the meeting closed at 4:45 PM with a stern warning that the next meeting would be at the same time next week.
Appendix 1: The Stapler Manifesto Appendix 2: The Mysterious Donut Trail Appendix 3: The Interns' Union Agreement