Emily 123's Website: The Unofficial Biography of a Highly Important Person

Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums

Emily 123 is a visionary, a trailblazer, a force of nature. Or so she claims.

Born in 1985, Emily 123 rose to prominence in the cutthroat world of committee politics. Her razor-sharp wit and cunning have allowed her to ascend to the highest echelons of power, where she now resides as Chairwoman of the Subcommittee of Conundrums.

When she's not busy micromanaging the minutiae of committee procedure, Emily 123 enjoys extreme ironing, competitive knitting, and writing scathing critiques of her colleagues' fashion sense.

Want to see her impressive collection of novelty socks? Click here to view the full range of her sartorial splendor!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the sock-doll collection she's curated from her many committee meetings.

But be warned: the sheer brilliance of Emily 123's socks may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion of your social media followers. View at your own risk!

View Emily 123's Resume for a more in-depth look at her extensive experience in the world of committee politics.