Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today, we'll be exploring the fascinating realm of Chaos Theory. Because, let's be real, the universe is just a bunch of random nonsense.
Our goal for this session is to create a machine that can predict the exact probability of a chicken sandwich being served on a Tuesday. Sounds simple, right?
Subcommittee 1: Develop a formula for calculating the likelihood of a chicken sandwich appearing on a Tuesday.
Remember, the universe is full of infinite possibilities, so don't bother trying to make sense of it all.
Next meeting:
Don't forget to bring your sanity, because we're leaving it at the door.