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Committee of Conundrums: Cake Debate

Chocolate Mousse: The Unsinkable Sinkers Lemon Meringue Tart: The Sour Truth Tellers Strawberry Sabotage: The Fruit of the Devil

The Great Cake Debate

The Committee of Conundrums has convened to settle once and for all the age-old question: what is the best type of cake?

With impassioned speeches, stern denials, and pointed jabs, our esteemed members have weighed in on this most pressing issue.

Chocolate Mousse: The Unsinkable Sinkers

Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth has called for a complete ban on all non-chocolate cakes, citing the obvious benefits of cacao as a mood stabilizer.

Lemon Meringue Tart: The Sour Truth Tellers