Charger Overload Syndrome: 3 - The End of the Line

It's been 3 days since the first symptoms appeared. Your phone is a smoldering wreck, your cat's fur is singed, and your neighbor's kid keeps asking for a snack.

You've been diagnosed with Charger Overload Syndrome (COS). Congratulations!

Here's your treatment plan:

• Adhere to a strict schedule of 5-minute charge sessions
• Perform 30 minutes of stretching to relieve tension in your fingers and toes
• Consume 3 cups of coffee to stimulate your neurons and numb the pain

But wait, there's more!

As a special bonus, we're offering a free consultation with our team of experts in the field of Charger Overload Syndrome. They'll help you navigate the existential crisis that's surely brewing within you.

Schedule a consultation today!

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