Cable Entanglement Theory

According to our esteemed Committee of Conundrums, Cable Entanglement Theory is a phenomenon where multiple cables, all trying to reach the same charging station, become hopelessly enmeshed in a knot of confusion and despair.

The Five Stages of Cable Entanglement

1. The Initial Entanglement: Cables begin to cross paths, their plugs and sockets forming an intricate web of chaos.
2. The Spiral of Desperation: Cables start to twist and turn, their owners frantically trying to untangle the mess.
3. The Critical Mass: The number of cables grows exponentially, causing a singularity of cable-ness that defies comprehension.
4. The Point of No Return: Cables become so entangled that their owners are forced to abandon hope and just live in a world of corded misery.
5. The Abyss of Entanglement: Cables have become so inextricably linked that they have formed a sentient, self-aware entity with its own agenda.

Don't let this happen to you! Stay vigilant, stay organized, and for the love of all things sane, use cable ties!

Related Pages:

• Overcharging Theory - The dangers of charging too much.
• Charger Overload Syndrome - When too many cables meet their maker.
• Charger Entanglement Symptoms - Recognizing the signs of cable chaos.