Warning: The following content is highly disturbing. Proceed with caution.
It has come to our attention that the coffee mugs in our break room have not been cleaned in over a month. We're not sure what kind of science experiment is being conducted here, but we're pretty sure it's not chemistry.
As a subcommittee, we're tasked with investigating this phenomenon and finding a solution. Our current hypothesis is that someone, possibly our beloved Dr. Jenkins, has developed a sentient stain that has taken on a life of its own.
We're currently collecting data and running experiments to determine the best course of action. In the meantime, please be advised to avoid the break room.
Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, just don't drink from the mugs.