We are the Committee of Conundrums, a group of esteemed experts in all things chrono-disastrous.
We've gathered here today to tackle the pressing issue of Paradoxical Precipices: a phenomenon where the fabric of time itself seems to be unraveling.
Join us as we delve into the mysteries of:
Don't worry, we won't actually fix the timestream, but we'll definitely make you laugh while we try.