Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of eternal objection-making is a sacred ritual.
Our members are expert naysayers, always ready to block, stall, and veto any progress that dares to cross their path.
1. Chairperson of the Inevitable Delay - Our fearless leader, always finding creative ways to put off decisions until next week.
2. Vice Chairperson of the Veto - The master of the art of saying no, even when it doesn't make sense.
3. Member of the Never-Ending Discussion - Our resident expert on the art of making meetings drag on for hours.
We've spent years perfecting the art of eternal objection-making. Our techniques are legendary:
1. The Art of the Red Herring - We'll change the subject whenever it gets too close to the truth.
2. The Science of the Straw Man - We'll create fake objections that sound convincing, but ultimately have no substance.
3. The Craft of the Deflection - We'll deflect blame and responsibility, leaving you wondering who's really in charge.
Are you tired of making decisions quickly and efficiently? Do you yearn for the thrill of endless meetings and bureaucratic red tape?
Then join us! Apply to become a member of the Committee of Conundrums today!
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