We are the keepers of the art of doing nothing, and Colonel Barnaby Bruce is our leader. He has been tasked with solving the unsolvable, and we're all just along for the ride.
Read the Colonel's Philosophies on the nature of doing nothing and why it's the most important thing to do. View the Great Wall of Nothing, a marvel of modern architecture that is completely empty and devoid of purpose. Read the meeting minutes from our last meeting, where we accomplished precisely nothing of note.Our members are experts in the art of idleness, and we're always happy to share our expertise with you.