Tuesday Club, 09:15 The Bloody Meeting

Wherein we gather 'neath the fluorescent glow of desperation, the air thick with anticipation, and the coffee cold.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Chairperson will attempt to take roll call without falling asleep.
• Item 2: The Vice-Chairperson will pretend to care.
• Item 3: The rest of us will just sit there.

Subcommittee:

Subcommittee of the Absurd