Committee of Conundrums
Next Meeting: Socks are Wearing the Socks
Meeting Notes:
We are at a critical juncture. Socks have taken control of our meeting room. Our agenda has been hijacked by an army of rogue footwear. We must act swiftly, lest we be consumed by an ocean of argyles.
Key Action Items:
- Call in the hazmat team.
- Deploy the toe-talons.
- Conduct a sock-sorting operation.
Solutions to this sock-filled crisis are being brainstormed.
Sock Hazards to be aware of.
Stay vigilant, committee members. Socks will not be silenced.