The Committee of Conundrums

Agenda of Indolence

Today's Agenda (subject to change at any moment)

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Morning Coffee, because we're not really here to do actual work
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Debating the meaning of "actual work"
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break! (Free sandwiches for the first 5 who arrive)
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Bureaucratic Red Tape Training (optional, but highly recommended)
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Art of Procrastination: A Masterclass