Meeting Minutes for the 3rd Quarter of the 20th Century
Present: Chairperson B. F. P. Jenkins, Secretary T. E. R. A. N. I. M.
Objective: Exorcise the spirits of boredom and stagnation that have possessed our meeting room.
Agenda: 1. Discuss the merits of using a Ouija board to facilitate decision-making, 2. Decide on the most effective way to placate the ghost of our former committee member, 3. Determine the optimal ratio of donuts to meetings.
Resolution: Due to a lack of interest, we tabled all agenda items and instead opted for a 15-minute break.
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, with a special appearance by the Great and Powerful Ouija board.