The Antics of the Ridiculously Long Committee of Committee of Conundrums

A Committee So Long, So Windy, and So Full of Hot Air.

We are a committee so long, we have meetings that last an eternity.

Our meetings are so windy, we have to install windmills to generate power.

We are so full of hot air, we have to wear oxygen tanks to meetings.

We have a Meeting Schedule that's longer than the Bible.

We have a Memorandum of Understanding that's longer than a novel.

And we're not even sure what we're doing here.